Top 10 Movies To Watch (While Out Of Your Mind)

Time tripping or stoned is best spent in nature, meditation, or in joyous camaraderie.

However, if you insist on a movie here are my picks by genre (not importance) of movies to watch while stoned out of your mind or tripping like people in a room full of marbles, banana peels, and roller skates.

I. Action

“The Matrix”

1999

Most of us have seen it or least know about Keanu Reeves and the incredible 'bullet time' effects. This Sci-Fi Action flick was a massive success and led to two sequels as well an animated compilation film. It poses the question of are we just cogs in a machine or do our beliefs make us who we are?

Why high? What is more bad ass than kung fu fighting cyber punks that can dodge bullets? Relive a modern classic in a frame of mind that will actually have you asking, “What is real?”

II. Sci-Fi / THAT kind of Sci-fi

"Arrival"

2016

For me, true sci-fi forces us to ask those painful philosophical questions that we desperately try to evade. It does so by posing realistic what-if scenarios. Arrival is one of the most fitting movies for that situation. What if extra terrestrials came to Earth? Well, the first thing would be trying to communicate, and "Arrival" dives into that exactly.

Why high? The entire time you will be thinking of ways to communicate with others beyond speech. If you can't take it seriously (which you should) you'll at least look hysterical flapping your arms trying to communicate with your friend to pass the popcorn.

III. Adventure / Fantasy

“The Secret Of Kells”

2009

An Irish animated film about a boy being called to a magical adventure while his home is under siege. It has everything an adventure film should have but within 75 minutes. And yes, some characters speak Irish.

Why high? You won't be able to keep your head together between the incredible score and the stunning visuals. Plus, let's face it, your trip would wear off halfway through the first Lord Of The Rings.

IV. Animated / “Cliche Disney Flick”

“Frozen”

2013

This recent Disney hit is the highest grossing animated film ever. It is loved by many and a guilty pleasure of everyone else. If you really need a synopsis, then google it you stone age cretin.

Why high? Stimulate your eyes with an abundance of icy fractals! It's also a great way to take hold of your bad trip and LET IT GOOOOOO!

V. Drama

“Boyhood”

2014

This coming of age film by Richard Linklater took over 12 years of filming and takes place between 2002 and 2014. It's a heavy drama about boys becoming... well, not boys. Life is a trip in and of itself so double up.

Why high? Watch a story about growing up and seeing the actual cast literally aging in front of you. While this movie hits some hard emotions, it's almost relieving to watch with enlightened eyes. If it hurts, you deserve it. No one watches serious dramas while high you masochist.

VI. Documentary

“Score: A Film Music Documentary”

2016

Ever wanted to know what it's like behind the scenes for movie musicians? This documentary features some of the biggest names in score writing and a look at how it's all done.

Why high? You will be entranced by numerous memorable themes and astounded by the number of people it takes to make it happen. Seemingly every musician is praising each other providing a feel good vibe too.

VII. Music Video

“Woodstock”

1970

Take a trip to the past to one of the biggest, most memorable, landmark concerts of all time. It's a marvel featuring a generation that influenced not just popular music, but human history. It features numerous major acts of the time such as The Who, Hendrix, Jefferson Airplane, and Santana.

Why high? DUDE, It's Woodstock! What other way is there to watch it?

VIII. Foreign Flick

"A Town Called Panic"

2009

If you are in the mood for subtitles, this French fiasco film will make you laugh a river of tears. Follow Cowboy, Indian, and their leader Horse in their misadventures. Even if you aren't one for subtitles, this movie will surprise the heck out of you.

Why high? Two words: Stop... Motion... Try keeping up with the surrealism as well as the inept protagonist trio. The insanely crafted landscapes, as well as the absurd and slapstick humor will make you lose your mind.

IX. Comedy

"Mystery Science Theater 3000"

ANY EPISODE

Finding the perfect comedy is a very difficult task. I could be cliche with something like "The Big Lebowski." I could embrace the nostalgia of my high school era with "Anchorman" or "Team America" I could push a classic like "Spaceballs." However I understand no one that high can watch a movie without having to comment at some point. Why not embrace it?

Why high? You have an arsenal of episodes to pick from where you and your loved ones can throw down the biggest burns the way they were meant to be: together.

X. Musical

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I can't answer this one. I simply can't tell you the best musical to watch because the truth is this:

Any musical

is the best musical

when high.

Just be cautious showing up to your local live rendition of The Rocky Horror Picture Show too lit. Strange things can happen at the theater...





So you stuck around wondering where my horror or suspense suggestion was. Seriously, what's wrong with you? FINE, you want a horror movie? Get as messed up as possible and go watch "Rubber" directed by Quentin Dupieux (2010). I'm not telling you anything about it. Don't even read the synopsis. Don't even watch the trailer. Rent it, buy it, or borrow it. Just watch it and then leave a comment.